You found an easter Egg!
As a reward, here are some headlines about myself that I passed on.
- My dad’s a cop and I’m only mildly paranoid.
- One-and-a-half linguel.
- I wear Timberland 6-inch boots every month of the year.
- I can rap every word to The College Dropout, except one.
- They told me I couldn’t have my bio be curated Drake lyrics, so here we are.
- Ask me what movie I just saw. I have an essay for you.
- My mom doesn’t believe I’m a copywriter because of my atrocious handwriting.
- Unlikely Justin Timberlake Ally.
- I remember where I was when someone first said “let’s get an Uber".
- Headlines are just diet tweets.